Analysts at RUR Industries have today pronounced that videos received online in the form of an Opera (rehearsing the historic events that led to a company Manager and visiting Human Rights protestor to marry and found the innovative regime we enjoy today in the company) to be without doubt genuine and not a hoax.

They believe that the only rational explanation is that somehow future Replicants have mastered the art of reverse time ‘teleportation’ of electromagnetic emissions, something that is (amazingly) not prohibited by the General Theory of Relativity. Company Scientists are working on a theory of what the accompanying messages might purport.